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11月22日 Definition of KissCheck out the definition of kiss
(and you all thought it was as easy as that ;-) eh?)
Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as aconjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects Prof. of Comp.Science: What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable. Is it Keep It Simple and Stupid? |
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